Jeff's World of Crap Featuring RandomFartstm for the ultimate crap experience Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap. -- Theodore Sturgeon, science fiction author Jeff's Site Full o' Crap is proud have been thrown out of the Internet Link Exchange Whiners Beware! You may be offended by some of the crap in this site.The dweebs at ILE sure were (see above) If you are, blame your parents for your strict, conservative upbringing - but don't come bitching to me. Holy crap! A whopping fecophiles have seen this crap since April 6th, 1996! Find out what the FCC can still do! (13k) On to the crap... German crap:Germany's cool, when it isn't crapLearn to swear in German (with .wav files!)The German Film Translation Hall of ShameGastroScout.com - Interactive dining guide - my serious site Profound crap:Ode to a turdEntropy is crap Crap about crap:The 95 (and counting) types of crapThe canonical list of terms for taking a crap Crap you can buy: All the crap at Amazon.com More choice crap coming soon Do you believe this crap?Reviews and Awards: Plus many more over the years, but they've all moved or gone to the crapper... Like my crap? Hate it? Or just have something up your ass?Mail the CrapMeister at crapzalkindnet Please be advised that I may tell you to blow it out your ass. Back to the Home of crap (if you're not there already) This collection and all original work: copyright by Jeff Zalkind © 1995-2008. All rights reserved. No part of this work may be reproduced or distributed, in whole or in part, without my expressed written permission.Violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of international copyright law and may be assaulted with flying dung.
Find out what the FCC can still do! (13k)